TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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