i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
How's work?
Spinning.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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