just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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