Sry I called you an 8
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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