She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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