you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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