Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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