Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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