Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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