just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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