the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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