My cat gives me a boner
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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