i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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