I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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