i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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