He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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