Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
