Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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