u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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