Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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