white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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