Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize