why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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