I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
40s are totally the cure
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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