the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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