I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
