Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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