was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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