dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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