BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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