I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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