he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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