You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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