Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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