so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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