no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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