ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We need to feng shui this bitch.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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