it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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