You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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