Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
