he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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