My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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