doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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