I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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