We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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