just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
