the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We had sex on a dog bed..
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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