As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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