They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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