It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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