I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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