Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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