There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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