Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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