What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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