did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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