I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
