The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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