If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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