Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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