what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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